How to Make Your Ex Boyfriend Jealous

 

So you're sick of feeling bad that your boyfriend dumped you. Now you can move on to the next step -- revenge! Make him feel like he never should have let you go.

Be happy. This is so important. It has to look like you have completely forgotten about him (which hopefully, you have).

Give your ex typical answers if he tries to talk to you, but be friendly. Like say "yeah, that was cool yesterday." and "yep, I'm taking math next tri." Don't engage too much in the conversation, just enough to show you're not the type of girl who holds grudges.

Have guy friends that you can walk past your ex with, while chatting and being completely oblivious to him. Treat these guy friends affectionately.

If you have a new boyfriend, make sure to call him or talk about him when your ex is in earshot.

Flirt subtly with a guy you know when you're around him (you don't have to be crazy about him, but it should  be someone you wouldn't be ashamed of actually liking). Don't be too obvious about it. Just look this guy in the eyes and focus your attention on him while you talk. Appear relaxed and friendly.

Look good and feel good, so he asks himself why he gave you up, or was an arse or whatever. Be your fun, natural self. Talk to everyone, laugh, have a fine time being you. Whatever you do, keep that eye contact with him to a minimum. It's going to burn him up.

Flirt with his close friends that way his friends will like you and talk about you a lot while they are around him  that will make him miss you and think he was an idiot for breaking up with you.

You should also smile and look flirty around him especially if you know that he is starting to get jealous.

If he asks about your new guy, just be subtle. Don't go on about how awesome he is. That just looks stupid.

Tips

Just have fun making someone's life a little worse (just a little) when they expect you to be down in the dumps.

Smile a lot, dress well, and flip your hair. Basically, look happy and self-assured, and hopefully a little disdainful of your ex.

If your ex has a new partner, be condescending towards them. This means that you should be incredibly nice to them but don’t treat them like a 6 year old.

Become closer to your guy friends and flirt in front of him this will make him realize that he lost an AMAZING girl.

Warnings

You don't want to be seen chasing after random boys or laughing too loud every time your ex comes into the room. Everyone can see right through that, and you'll just seem desperate.

Don't take it too far; you don't want your ex to be truly depressed, just a little regretful.